Petrovitch Likes Nuns...

Sorry Pete, but it is true...





...and yes, he was drunk...

(hopefully the audio will work as well...)

Gilera Coguar

Here's another pic for you all...




It needs a bit of TLC, but once it's cleaned up it will look much better.  It also looks more like a 250cc than a 125cc!

Me Lil Motorbike

Thought it was about time I posted up some pics of my little Gilera Coguar, so here we are:




I really don't think that any photograph does this bike justice -you have to see it in reality!

P.S. I've removed the sissy-bar and the tassles! ;)

A Little Black One

Also got this one at the same time as the combat ones:

Info Snippet:

Excellent quality knife with Blackened blade

Woven cord handle Gives Excellent grip

Blade continues into handle

Lanyard loop for Securing

Strong Green nylon web pouch

Wide belt loop with Velcro fastening

Great for camping, cadet forces etc

Knife Measures 27cm Overall

Blade Length is 14cm

New Combat Knives

When I saw these babies I couldn't help myself, had to get them!

Few info snippets for you:

Each Blade Is Made From Graded 440 Steel

Large Blade is 9 Inches Long & 14 Inches Overall

Medium Blade Is 4.5 Inches Long & 8 Inches Overall

Small Blade is 2 Inches Long & 4 Inches Overall

Large & Medium Blade have Sharp Serated Edge At Top

Complete with Quality made Material Sheath

A Normal Day on the London Underground...

The graphics were better before I resized it...

My Nissan Sunny?

Yes this be my little Nissan Sunny 1.4 litre 5-Door Hatchback, ok, it is a sort of cartoon edit, but still....

Bunch of Pikeys...

This brings back a few memories...

...although I doubt Pete can remember much, he was a bit bladdered to say the least... at one point we tied him up and stuck him in a wheelbarrow by the side of the road, no-one decided to stop to help him!!!

We really did look like a bunch of pikeys!  I feel that my white Nissan Sunny just made us llok even worse!

Ben's Vauxhall Nova Crap

Yes, this is Ben's new car... and this photograph has not been edited!

It used to be a Nova Snap, but he peeled off part of the 'S' and the 'N' to make it a 'Crap'.  Unfortunately he want's to remove it as little shits in Clios keep tailing him.

24 Days Later

This was once a 1.6 1987 Nissan Sunny:

Yes... You may have heard the stories... mainly from nick... Nick, his bird (Lizzy), Ben, and myself went out to a charity dinner, my brother drove of course, there was no way I was wearing a suit and not drinking.... the dinner went well, but the home journey was not quite as expected, we lasted as far as a train bridge, locally known as 'toot bridge', the road turns 90* to the left, then 90* to the right.  As it was night, and my brother hadn't driven the road much, and as it had been raining very heavilly, we approached the bridge at about 40mph, my brother realised how close the turn was, so he put his foot on the brake, and sweet F A happened.  We ploughed straight into the flint wall and wrote the car off!  Luckilly we were all actually wearing seatbelts, so there were no faitalities, however the fat cunt sitting behind me (Nick) did manage to shunt my seat forwards by about 6 inches.  It was freezing cold, raining lightly, and we were stuck in the middle of nowhere for ages waiting for the RAC to arrive.  The out come was as follows:

-One (out of one) car(s) were wrtten off.
-Three (out of four) people suffered with concussion.
-One (out of four) people smashed their leg(s) in.
-Four (out of four) people were freezig there nipples off.

So there we have it, if you get in a car, you will die, possibly...
The Nissan Sunny measured just over 1ft 6inches shorter on the driver's side.  The accelerator pedal shifted and could have broken the driver ankle.  But both headlights still worked fine...

I'll see if I can find more pictures of this Sunny to pin up here.  P.S. Ben (the driver) had only been driving for 24 days!!!

Black Combat Knife

Right.. As you may all know, I am using this blog as a dumping area for random pictures.  So here be one of them...